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One of my fave SpongeBob episodes. I still say this sometimes….at night.

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Is this working? Am I reflagging myself? This is the best thing ever.

Is this working? Am I reflagging myself? This is the best thing ever.

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literally same

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Me last night.

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Madonna rehearsing Express Yourself + Born This Way for the MDNA Tour.

Absolute favourite.

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It’s a club girl, why you arrived nekkid?

I need to not be crying at videos of dogs.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Ohhhhhhh XFUSA is going to be the single greatest thing to ever happen to me.

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1dsexuallfrustrations: Homework: :Larry Stylinson edition Louis stared at his fingers, quickly tabulating the answer to the equation he’d been working on for the past 5 minutes. He sighed. That couldn’t be right. The answers had to be the same in completing of the squares. His shoulders slumped. This was just one topic he had never understood properly, which irked him insatiably. He glanced down at his notebooks, hoping they’d give him the answer. Harry is behind him on his own bed, sprawled out and playing Pokémon, in nothing more than those skimpy boxers he had just ‘decided’ to wear. “Boobear…” Harry whined from behind him. “I really wanna play with you! I’m so bored.” “Pokémon cannot be boring, Harry.” Louis said, quickly peaking behind him. “Just play it alone…” Harry stood up; looking irritated, and walked towards his boyfriend. Louis’ heart leapt into his throat as Harry sat in his lap, looked at him shyly. “But it’s better with two…” Louis stared at Harry. “Don’t use that…” He murmured, before Harry pressed his lips against his. Harry smiled innocently into the kiss, although the hips grinding into Louis groin were far from innocent. He pulled away, looking at Harry seriously. “I have to get this.” He said. “If I don’t my grade point average could drop.” Harry pouted, burying his face into Lou’s neck. “I feel lonely…” He whimpered. “And so…horny.” Louis blushed, but turned back to his work, trying desperately to ignore him. “And besides…” Harry continued. “You’re average is so high, even if it dropped it would still be a 100.” Justin smiled despite himself. “What if I made sure it wouldn’t interrupt you?” Harry said thoughtfully. “And you could still do your work?” “Show me that and you got yourself a deal…” Louis said. Harry rested his head against Lou’s shoulder so he’d still be able to see his papers. “Just pretend I’m not even here.” He murmured. “I can satisfy myself.” Louis’ face was on fire, but he decided to let him have his fun. Hand down his chest, undoing his shirt, wasn’t too distracting. He could handle it. Harry’s soft lips against his chest, sucking avidly, his tongue hot and ready making sensual swirls around his nipple. He could handle it. Harry, moaning softly, reaching up to kiss his neck, his hand cupping the rising bulge in Louis’ pants, stroking it. He could take it. Harry’s hand began unzipping his pants, releasing him. (x – 4)2 = 5. Harry is now stroking him, making him so hard. x – 4 = ± sqrt(5). Harry pulls down his boxers, their erections pressed against each others. Harry is moaning his name as he rubbed them. x-4? Louis’ hand shook on the page. He had to start over. (x – 4)2 = 5. Harry was stroking harder now, Louis was so close. But Harry stopped, thank God. Oh shit, no. Harry was lifting his hips now and Louis could feel the tip of his quivering organ pressing against the tight orifice, now pushing past it, slowly. It was tight and pulsing, and Louis’ hand guiding him inside was more than he could take. x – 4 = ± sqrt(5)! x – 4 = ± sqrt(5)! Louis wrote furiously, although the equation was becoming a blur now. Harry’s body, sprawled and longing in front of him, was a lot to try not to think about. “Ha…Louis…” Harry gasped as he sank right down to the base, feeling Louis inside him, all of him. Harry raised his hips, then lowered himself again, over and over, till he’d found his rhythm. He wrapped his arms around Louis’ neck, his endearing whimpers making Louis harder. Louis would never think about math without thinking of fucking Harry again. He shifted his hips slightly, hitting that spot that drove Harry crazy. Harry’s mouth half open in a permanent whisper of moans. It was so simple! Square root, not squared! x = 4 – sqrt(5) and x = 4 + sqrt(5)! Louis gasped at his revelation, then again at the feeling of a coming orgasm. He gripped his boyfriend’s waist, using his hips to pound into him. Harry smiled down at him. “Finally…”He whispered, as Louis picked him up, pushed him to the bed before sinking inside again. Harry wrapped his legs around Louis’ waist. “You know I’m spoiling you. I said no sex on school days!” Louis said, loving the totally naughty look on Harry’s face. Harry enjoyed a good fucking. Harry grinned, gripping the sheets as Louis drove harder into him. “I’m sixteen.” He pouted. “What kind of rule is that?” Louis pulled Harry closer, feeling himself so fucking close. Harry lifted his hips a little more, pushing him in those last few centimeters. It pushed him over the edge. As usual, the explosion was fantastic, Harry somehow always managed to get cum over both their chests, and the shower afterwards usually ended in even more fucking. Harry lay there, smiling like a well-screwed teenager. “And besides…” He said, after he’d caught his breath. “It’s Friday…” This meant he had a night free. Louis grinned. “I love Fridays…” hungergleek MATHS + LOUIS & HARRY 1D FAN PORN. Hahahahahahaha omg.

1dsexuallfrustrations:

Homework: :Larry Stylinson edition

Louis stared at his fingers, quickly tabulating the answer to the equation he’d been working on for the past 5 minutes. He sighed. That couldn’t be right. The answers had to be the same in completing of the squares.

His shoulders slumped. This was just one topic he had never understood properly, which irked him insatiably. He glanced down at his notebooks, hoping they’d give him the answer. Harry is behind him on his own bed, sprawled out and playing Pokémon, in nothing more than those skimpy boxers he had just ‘decided’ to wear.

“Boobear…” Harry whined from behind him. “I really wanna play with you! I’m so bored.”

“Pokémon cannot be boring, Harry.” Louis said, quickly peaking behind him. “Just play it alone…”

Harry stood up; looking irritated, and walked towards his boyfriend. Louis’ heart leapt into his throat as Harry sat in his lap, looked at him shyly. “But it’s better with two…”

Louis stared at Harry. “Don’t use that…” He murmured, before Harry pressed his lips against his. Harry smiled innocently into the kiss, although the hips grinding into Louis groin were far from innocent.

He pulled away, looking at Harry seriously. “I have to get this.” He said. “If I don’t my grade point average could drop.”

Harry pouted, burying his face into Lou’s neck. “I feel lonely…” He whimpered. “And so…horny.”

Louis blushed, but turned back to his work, trying desperately to ignore him.

“And besides…” Harry continued. “You’re average is so high, even if it dropped it would still be a 100.”

Justin smiled despite himself. “What if I made sure it wouldn’t interrupt you?” Harry said thoughtfully. “And you could still do your work?”

“Show me that and you got yourself a deal…” Louis said. Harry rested his head against Lou’s shoulder so he’d still be able to see his papers. “Just pretend I’m not even here.” He murmured. “I can satisfy myself.”

Louis’ face was on fire, but he decided to let him have his fun. Hand down his chest, undoing his shirt, wasn’t too distracting. He could handle it. Harry’s soft lips against his chest, sucking avidly, his tongue hot and ready making sensual swirls around his nipple. He could handle it.

Harry, moaning softly, reaching up to kiss his neck, his hand cupping the rising bulge in Louis’ pants, stroking it.

He could take it.

Harry’s hand began unzipping his pants, releasing him.

(x – 4)2 = 5.

Harry is now stroking him, making him so hard.

x – 4 = ± sqrt(5).

Harry pulls down his boxers, their erections pressed against each others. Harry is moaning his name as he rubbed them.

x-4?

Louis’ hand shook on the page. He had to start over.

(x – 4)2 = 5.

Harry was stroking harder now, Louis was so close. But Harry stopped, thank God. Oh shit, no.

Harry was lifting his hips now and Louis could feel the tip of his quivering organ pressing against the tight orifice, now pushing past it, slowly. It was tight and pulsing, and Louis’ hand guiding him inside was more than he could take.

x – 4 = ± sqrt(5)! x – 4 = ± sqrt(5)!

Louis wrote furiously, although the equation was becoming a blur now. Harry’s body, sprawled and longing in front of him, was a lot to try not to think about.

“Ha…Louis…” Harry gasped as he sank right down to the base, feeling Louis inside him, all of him.

Harry raised his hips, then lowered himself again, over and over, till he’d found his rhythm. He wrapped his arms around Louis’ neck, his endearing whimpers making Louis harder.

Louis would never think about math without thinking of fucking Harry again.

He shifted his hips slightly, hitting that spot that drove Harry crazy. Harry’s mouth half open in a permanent whisper of moans.

It was so simple! Square root, not squared!

x = 4 – sqrt(5) and x = 4 + sqrt(5)!

Louis gasped at his revelation, then again at the feeling of a coming orgasm. He gripped his boyfriend’s waist, using his hips to pound into him.

Harry smiled down at him. “Finally…”He whispered, as Louis picked him up, pushed him to the bed before sinking inside again.

Harry wrapped his legs around Louis’ waist.

“You know I’m spoiling you. I said no sex on school days!” Louis said, loving the totally naughty look on Harry’s face.

Harry enjoyed a good fucking.

Harry grinned, gripping the sheets as Louis drove harder into him. “I’m sixteen.” He pouted. “What kind of rule is that?”

Louis pulled Harry closer, feeling himself so fucking close.

Harry lifted his hips a little more, pushing him in those last few centimeters. It pushed him over the edge.

As usual, the explosion was fantastic, Harry somehow always managed to get cum over both their chests, and the shower afterwards usually ended in even more fucking.

Harry lay there, smiling like a well-screwed teenager.

“And besides…” He said, after he’d caught his breath. “It’s Friday…”

This meant he had a night free. Louis grinned. “I love Fridays…”

hungergleek

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